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![]() maloso 04.28.08 9:05 am |
REALLY...WELL WE DEFINETELY NEED A NEW FORUM~~~zzzzzzz...LOLZ
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![]() prncslis 04.28.08 7:05 am |
21+ is going downn the holeeeeee ...lol
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![]() maloso 04.28.08 5:20 am |
Q-VO FANATICOS DE LA TORTILLA..EL PAN Y LAS GARNACHAZZZ...LOLZ
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![]() mrfixit 04.25.08 9:53 am |
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![]() maloso 04.25.08 6:29 am |
SUPEENININING PPL...DONDE ANDAS TODOS LOS HUEVONES...HAHA
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![]() brigitte 04.24.08 10:38 am |
??? hmmmmm ???
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![]() maloso 04.24.08 8:08 am |
SO U MISSED THE NBA PLAYOFFS SMARTIE...??
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![]() mrfixit 04.24.08 7:25 am |
damn i was baked this weekend. who ever missed the gran prix it was the shyt
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![]() dakon 04.23.08 1:27 pm |
yupz....aye well since summer is coming we gotta get some thins going on.....parties gathering.......what ever sound clever.......
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![]() maloso 04.23.08 12:15 pm |
BEEN GREAT DAWG...JUST WORKING N U? WASUP W/U...THIS PLACE IS STILL DEAD HUH? LOLZ
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![]() dakon 04.23.08 11:48 am |
hey whats up j dawg....whats goin on man....how you been???
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![]() maloso 04.23.08 9:10 am |
WHATS GOOD PPL...WHERES EVERY1 AT??
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![]() dakon 04.22.08 2:36 pm |
whats up all how we living peoples???
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![]() maloso 04.21.08 5:24 am |
THANKS QT!!! MUUUAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.20.08 7:05 pm |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSE!!!
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![]() maloso 04.18.08 8:10 am |
YEAH SALI BURRO CON MI 2INCHER...CHEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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![]() brigitte 04.17.08 4:36 pm |
past forums have gone with longer comments mr fix it.. and cuzin Jesse you know why cause im smart.. LMAO.. ok ok im jk dont feel bad porque saliste burro.. its ok ha ha ha.. jk jk ..
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![]() mrfixit 04.17.08 10:45 am |
why is this day so long
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![]() maloso 04.17.08 7:28 am |
NOW WHY OH WHY...ALL DA FEMALES HERE TRYING TO OUTSMART US DAWGS..?? HUH?? NOW MY CUZIN IS TRYIN TO MAKE ME N SMARTIE LOOK BAD BOUT THOSE LONG FORUMZ...CHALES PRIMITA OR SHUD I SAY "COLLEGE GIRL"...LOLZ
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![]() mrfixit 04.17.08 6:18 am |
well which forums?
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![]() brigitte 04.16.08 1:06 pm |
payasos there is longer forums .. lol...
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![]() mrfixit 04.16.08 9:16 am |
my team is no better, i go for the BUCS.
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![]() maloso 04.16.08 7:42 am |
OK SMARTIE...WHATS UR TEAM??
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![]() mrfixit 04.16.08 7:26 am |
athletes go to the raiders to end their career
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![]() maloso 04.16.08 7:21 am |
WASUP LOSSEERRRRSSSSSS...GO F-EN RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() rigo 04.16.08 6:08 am |
its to show what happens when we dont stick to the topic.... LOL... its more fun when we have a real conversation.... LOL
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![]() mrfixit 04.15.08 9:20 am |
damn this things been going on for almost a month, isn't that a record already?
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![]() maloso 04.14.08 7:47 pm |
DAMN THIS FORUM IS GONNA BREAK ALL RECORDS FO DA LONGEST HERE...LOLZ ITS DAMNNNN LONGGGG
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![]() prncslis 04.14.08 7:43 pm |
imma start bringing people to this site.. but Rigo you need to fix that "brought ins by" thingy.. i want my credit! lol
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.14.08 6:04 pm |
WAZ UP PEOPLE??? HOW WAS EVERBODY'S WEEKEND??? HOPE THAT EVERYBODY HAD FUN AND THAT YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEK... TAKE CARE...
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![]() maloso 04.14.08 10:54 am |
ES LA MEZCLA DE UN PACHUCO-CHOLO-CHUNDO-CHICHINFLAS Y MALAFACHAS...LOLZ
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![]() brigitte 04.14.08 9:05 am |
Jesse whats a cachiporro?...lol.
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![]() maloso 04.11.08 12:08 pm |
KE ONDA CACHIPORROS...??
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![]() prncslis 04.11.08 11:48 am |
::: sighs :::
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![]() barbieslipz19 04.10.08 1:13 pm |
damn i havent been here in like months lol was good tho ? where brittany at ? fuck i wanna club tonight lol
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![]() maloso 04.10.08 1:08 pm |
KE ONDA CA-NIJOS...WASUPENNING???
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![]() mrfixit 04.10.08 10:56 am |
oh damn i just noticed how no one "noone" is spelled..haha
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![]() nena90nine 04.08.08 6:09 pm |
I like the new forum topics just to see how many misspelled words there are in the topic sentence hahaha :P
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![]() luislovos1 04.08.08 3:36 pm |
Wendy no one heard you.....
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![]() gwendolyne 04.08.08 11:45 am |
hI EVERYONE....
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.08.08 9:27 am |
HOPE EVERYBODY IS HAVING A GOOD WEEK...
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![]() mrfixit 04.08.08 6:49 am |
I'm just being honest, i like the sleeper look, low key outside but it has balls and a baller sound system
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![]() layla21 04.08.08 4:11 am |
LoL@Mrfixit........lmfao
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![]() mrfixit 04.07.08 12:34 pm |
not my style of transportation
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![]() chevy 04.07.08 7:21 am |
![]() luislovos1 04.05.08 4:00 pm |
SORRY TO ASK BUT WHOS GOING TO SADDLE RANCH TONIGHT?
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![]() brigitte 04.04.08 12:56 pm |
tan taran...nada... hmmmm
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![]() mrfixit 04.04.08 9:43 am |
i am ready for the weekend!
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![]() prncslis 04.04.08 4:23 am |
PINCHE fidel TE CALLAS O TE CALLO
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![]() elmulatocubano 04.03.08 7:27 pm |
HEY WSUP WIT YOU ALL UP IN HERE WUTS GOOD AND NEW!
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![]() rigo 04.03.08 7:24 pm |
gotta cover up, right LIZ, lol
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.03.08 7:10 pm |
PATITO NO TE NOS VAYAS!!! COME BACK... LOL... TAKE CARE JESSE... REMEMBER 2 ALWAYS USE TROJAN STRAPS...
SADDLE RANCH??? I WILL C WAS UP... HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY CAR YET SO CAN'T PROMISE MUCH... SOON I WILL HAVE IT AND I CAN GO WHERE EVER U WANT ;) LOL
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![]() prncslis 04.03.08 7:06 pm |
SADDLE RANCH ON SATURDAY! AVER IF YOU GUYS GO..
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 7:05 pm |
ORALE PUES ADICTOS AL SEPSO---ALCOHOL---STD'S---STRIPPERS---LA BLANCA---Y LA YESKA---YA SE LES VA SU PAPAITO...CHHEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW---PI PI PI PI PI !!!!
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 7:05 pm |
ORALE PUES ADICTOS AL SEPSO---ALCOHOL---STD'S---STRIPPERS---LA BLANCA---Y LA YESKA---YA SE LES VA SU PAPAITO...CHHEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW---PI PI PI PI PI !!!!
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 7:01 pm |
ORALE PUES ADICTOS AL SEPSO---ALCOHOL---STD'S---STRIPPERS---LA BLANCA---Y LA YESKA---YA SE LES VA SU PAPAITO...CHHEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW---PI PI PI PI PI !!!!
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.03.08 7:00 pm |
JESSE UR 2 FUNNY!!! PLEASE PROTECT MR. JIMMY, I WOULD B REALLY UPSET IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO MR. JIMMY.... LMFAO... J/K
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 6:51 pm |
I JUST LUV MY DING DONG...LIL'JIMMY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO B SICK...MY JOHNSON IS DA BEST IN ME!!! HAHAHA
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![]() prncslis 04.03.08 6:47 pm |
lmao freakin jesse ur funny lol.. i can imagine the plastic bag lol..
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 6:44 pm |
HEY I EVEN USE THE GODDAMN PLASTIC BAG FROM WALMART AFTER DA CONDOM JUST IN CASE...U NEVER KNOW HEY!!!
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 6:39 pm |
NOW RIGO:: PORQUE NO DEJAS MI OBRA DE ARTE COMO PARTE DE MI FOTO? I MEAN ITS A NICE SCULPTURE...QUE NO?? C'MMON...
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![]() prncslis 04.03.08 6:38 pm |
lol
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 6:27 pm |
ORALE STD'S IN DA HOOOOUUUUZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...BROUGHT TO YOU BY 21 AND OVER...LMFAO!!!
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.03.08 6:15 pm |
LMFAO!!! ORALE! WELL IF IT KEEPS ON COMING BACK THEN THAT'S A PROBLEM!!! HOLA FIDEL! COMO ESTA MI GENERAL? LMFAO!!!
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![]() prncslis 04.03.08 6:03 pm |
FIDEL you came back........... lol
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![]() rigo 04.03.08 5:47 pm |
that yeast infection that keeps coming back..LOL
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.03.08 4:42 pm |
HELLO MR. FIX IT??? SO TELL ME, WHAT CAN U FIX??? LOL
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![]() mrfixit 04.03.08 4:31 pm |
that Kat is funny, lemme dig up some pablo fransisco
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![]() sweetnjuicy 04.03.08 4:29 pm |
~~~~WAS UP PEOPLE??? HOW IS EVERYBODY BEEN UP 2?? ISN'T EVERYBODY EXCITED THAT 2MORROW IS FRIDAY?? I AM FUCKING HAPPY!!! LMFAO... WELL HOPE U ALL HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY 2MORROW AND A GOOD WEEKEND... PARTY SAFELY~~~~ DONDE ESTA MY FIDEL?!?!?! FIDEL, COME OUT, COME OUT, WHERE EVER U R.... LOL
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 2:37 pm |
WHATS CRACKIN' LACKIN' FIELES DE FIDEL...
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![]() layla21 04.03.08 11:24 am |
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![]() mrfixit 04.03.08 11:23 am |
thats more visual comedy, i need ghetto comedy
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![]() layla21 04.03.08 11:07 am |
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![]() mrfixit 04.03.08 11:01 am |
I'm bored, someone post more jokes
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![]() layla21 04.03.08 9:29 am |
The Husband told the wife "Tell me something that will make me happy and mad at the same time" The wife responded "Your dick is bigger than all your friends"
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.03.08 9:14 am |
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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![]() maloso 04.03.08 8:13 am |
SUP SUPERFREAKZ???? WHATS NEW
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![]() mrfixit 04.03.08 7:22 am |
damn that hippo video is like 04' right?
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![]() prncslis 04.02.08 8:59 pm |
lmao tas' loco
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![]() rigo 04.02.08 7:10 pm |
and the hippo is busting something other than moves..LOL..
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![]() prncslis 04.02.08 6:13 pm |
freakin' FIDEL no cambias huh lol
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![]() rigo 04.02.08 5:35 pm |
see how the hippo has his left hand out..... thats suppost to go on your back... holding you down while you get spanked naughty girl.....
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![]() prncslis 04.02.08 3:22 pm |
LoL I found Fidel busting some moves
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![]() dakon 04.02.08 1:36 pm |
topics go good for a while........but then they head down souf........but its all fresh....
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![]() maloso 04.02.08 12:43 pm |
YUP RITE...THATS HOW WE DO IT HERE...LOLZ
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![]() monike 04.02.08 11:56 am |
I think it's funny that you guys named the forum this..Ha Ha Ive noticed the forums never stay on topic ! LoL
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![]() maloso 04.02.08 10:40 am |
HEY DBOY...ITS TIME U ACT UR AGE HOMIE...N NOPE I DIDNT HAVE MY PAN THIS MORNING...DID U??
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![]() layla21 04.02.08 10:15 am |
"I bet they call you dick for short" LMFAO!!! hahahahahaha....hilarious
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![]() mrfixit 04.02.08 9:53 am |
yo momma so stupid that when she jumped out the window the bitch went UP
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![]() dannyboy323 04.02.08 9:47 am |
It took his momma 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!! Priceless..The old lady was saying some stupid shit.
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![]() mrfixit 04.02.08 9:36 am |
one more, this shyt never gets old
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![]() dannyboy323 04.02.08 9:28 am |
in living color???? that shit's funny!!!!!!!!
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![]() mrfixit 04.02.08 9:26 am |
name the show
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![]() angie83 04.02.08 9:18 am |
![]() angie83 04.02.08 9:07 am |
JESSE WERE THE HECK IS YOUR PIC?? POST IT SUCKAAAAA...
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![]() angie83 04.02.08 9:06 am |
YES INDEED YOU ARE CUTE LAYLA... Y AHORA KE SE TRAEN USTEDES DOS/? HUH?? JESSE??? DANNY?? WHAT DID I MISS? LOL
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![]() dannyboy323 04.02.08 9:02 am |
Someone didn't have their cafe con pan this morning!!! She'll be back dawg!!!!
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![]() maloso 04.02.08 8:58 am |
APRIL FOOL'S MY ASS...ME UPSET?? HOMIE I SAY WATEVER THE FUCK I WANT...QT, SEXY, PREZIOSA, BEAUTIFUL, PRIETA...NETING...N U THINK UR GONNA GET ME UPSET FO THAT...NOPE!! I SAID IT WAS LAME CUZ OF YOU POSTING PICS OF SUM1 U DONT EVEN TALK TO...THATS WHY...BUT WATEVER HOMIE
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![]() layla21 04.02.08 8:58 am |
Angie I think I'm cute!!! lol "With a big ass smile" j/k
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![]() angie83 04.02.08 8:54 am |
danny your so cute... lol
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![]() dannyboy323 04.02.08 8:39 am |
LOL!!! That's not how I meant it Princess....All these young women on the forum and on the site are Beautiful young women..everybody's just attracted to someone with a different type of style sometimes. Maloso was just upset because I said that it's lame when he says QT!! I was joking homie...It was April Fools Day when I said that.
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![]() mrfixit 04.02.08 8:17 am |
we talkin' about womans look now?
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![]() prncslis 04.02.08 7:13 am |
lmao! ok per the pics posted below, basically means that non of the gurls on here have the a "real woman" look? ooOOoookkkk.. like maloso says.. thats lame!
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![]() maloso 04.01.08 7:08 pm |
HEY DAKON..SO WASUP W/U..GLAD UR BACK EVEN WHEN ITS ONLY AT TIMES..LOLZ..BUT HEY GOODLUCK W/EVERYTNG DAWG..B COOL!!!
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![]() dakon 04.01.08 12:45 pm |
pretty good bro.....i moved away for like 2 months but i had to come back......i missed LA.....how you been bro??
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![]() maloso 04.01.08 12:34 pm |
HEY HEY...THE POET IS HERE...HOW YA BEEN DAWG??
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![]() dakon 04.01.08 12:24 pm |
hey all what popping??
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![]() maloso 04.01.08 12:12 pm |
DAMN...NO COMMENTS ON THAT...COMPLETELY LAME!
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 11:18 am |
![]() layla21 04.01.08 10:19 am |
Cause I'm freakin AWESOme!!! hahaha....."SCATE el dedooo Del CUlOOOOOOOO"
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 10:16 am |
LOL..... OMG... YOU SUCK ASS.... MONKEY ASS!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I STILL LOVE YOU
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 10:07 am |
jajajaja...the only special thing about them was that I dropped them before I gave them out!! hahaha....that explains da shit you thought were seeds!! haha
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 10:04 am |
LOL WHATEVER THEY WERE SPECIAL
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:59 am |
Hell yeah!! That girl was having an asthma attack!!! I was WTF!!! If you know you got Asthma why da hell you smoking!! Dorkus on da 10 level!!
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:58 am |
lol...yeah they were good....but da best part was making you believe they were speacial brownies!!! What da mind can doo!!! MUahahahahahahaha
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:57 am |
NO EVEN BETTER LALA, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE AT AMANDA'S HOUSE.....HAHAHAHAHA.....
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:56 am |
BUT IT'S GOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GET A BETTER HIGH...... NO WAIT.... REMEMBER THE BROWNIES... NOW THOSE WHERE GOOD!!!!1
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:55 am |
MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, What did I tell you about eating da DUBY!!!! WTF.....Do we have to Go through da whole process again!! No EATING DA DUBY!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:54 am |
I DONT LIKE SMOKE.. HEHEHE SO IM GETTING MY ASS OUT OF HERE.. LOL ITS BAD FOR MY LUNGS... HAHAHA... OKEY MUCHACHONAS TALK TO U GIRLS LATERZ IMMA SHAKE... SO CALL ME WHEN THERES ALCOHOL INVOLVED... LOL.. MMMM YUMMMMYY.. I LOVE IT... LOLZZ... BUAHHHHH BYE...
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:54 am |
SMOKEOUT???? PERO QUE EJO
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:53 am |
chika chika yeah!!
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:52 am |
Let's have a 21 and over smokeout!!!!!! Yee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:52 am |
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DID I MISS
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:51 am |
ESTA LOCA.... SENSITIVE MY ASS..... AND CLINGY COMO GUM...LOL..
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:50 am |
sensitive-only when pepper fall's in my eye and I start crying....Clingy-only when my clumsy ass is fallling and has to cling to your shirt to break my fall......Grow da hell up and quit whining, That's why you did right dannyboy!! muahhahahahaha.....Now let's go roll one up!! ha
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 04.01.08 9:49 am |
QUE PAJO
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:44 am |
I know but hold up!!! I can do all that...but shit...you also gotta give me a pedicure, wash my car, make me breakfast....and shit roll it once and a while too
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:41 am |
You are AWESOME Layla!!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:41 am |
IM ROLLING... HELL NOT ROSA DONT LISTEN TO DANNY... HAHAHA.. CHEKA A GUY PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO YOU WHEN YOU DONT SHOW HIM THAT MUCH INTEREST IN HIM... AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT ITS GOOD ASERSE LAS DIFICILES CUZ MOST MEN OUTHERE JUST DONT LIKE EASY GIRLS KE SE DEJEN MANGONEAR TRUST ME.. SO BE YOURSELF.. NO SEAS DEJADA.. SHOW HIM THAT YOU WANT HIM INVOLVED IN YOUR LIFE BUT DONT SHOW IT TOO MUCH.. HEHEHE JUST A LITTE. HMMM ASTE LA INTERESANTE. CHEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>>> O NO MALOSO.. LOL.. WERE THE HECK IS MALOSO.. PA KE SE DEFIENDA DE TI DANNY.. HEHEHE...
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:37 am |
It's not just about being yourself...Let him know that you'll go that extra mile just to make him happy.Buy him a 6-pack when he's thirsty....roll him a blunt so he can wake and bake.Do things like that!!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:36 am |
IM ROLLING... DUMMMMMMMMBBB MOFO... LOLZ ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS CUTER.. AWWWWWW HOW CUTE.. LOL.. IMMAS START USING YOUR WORK DANNY.. LOL
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:35 am |
Cause girls are deceiving and don't show there true self untill they got them where they want!!! muahhahahaha....EXCEPT I of Course!!! I'm AWESOME!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:34 am |
ROSA!!! FOR REALZ GIRL BE YOURSELF... AND IF HE DONT KNOW HOW TO APRRECIATE YOU... YOU GO AHEAD AND THROW HIM ROCKS... LOL...
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:33 am |
ERES UN BUEYYYYYY SWEET ENEMY.. IF YOU NEW SHE HAD ISSUES WHY THE HECK DID YOU ASK HER TO BE YOUR GF IN THE 1ST PLACE?? LOL.. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH... SI SERAS BUEYYY!!
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:32 am |
Mofo means Motherfucker.LOLK!
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![]() rosie123 04.01.08 9:32 am |
Thank you so much I'm just going to be my wonderful self lol I don't know about the flashing part but thank you you guys
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:31 am |
WHATS MOFO??? OR DID YOU MEAN MOCO?? LOLZ.. HAHAHA
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:31 am |
Thank god someone agrees with me.I like you Layla!!! Mad props to you!! It wasn't just her being clingy..she has trust issues and issues period.LOL!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:30 am |
AHHHHH LAYLA THATS SO MEAN... HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. IM ROLLING.. WELL I SAY IF YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY FEELINGS LIKE REAL FEELING IT WAS OK TO DUMP HER SINO PUES.. HMMMM YA TE CHINGASTE.. LOL.. SOOO WHAT HAPPEND WITH YOUR FRIEND??? HAHA.. AVER AVER CUENTA GUEY.. LOLZ
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![]() layla21 04.01.08 9:28 am |
dAnnyboy you did right!! throw her ass out!! hahahahahahaha...I hope her friend is better!!! hahaha
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:25 am |
I liked her but she was clingy like a mofo!!
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![]() angie83 04.01.08 9:21 am |
WELL DID YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR EX?? LIKE DID YOU HAVE FEELING FOR HER? AND ABOUT ROSIE I HAVE TO AGREE WITH MALOSO JUST BE YOURSELF..
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:06 am |
Besides me...who else thinks it's lame when someone keeps saying QT? Seriously...give it a rest!!!! LOL!!!
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![]() dannyboy323 04.01.08 9:00 am |
I have a question for all the forum peeps!!! Am I wrong for breaking up with my jealous and oversensitive girlfriend and hooking up with her friend on the same night?
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![]() rigo 04.01.08 8:48 am |
to show I guy you care for him, YOU HAVE TO FLASH HIM! lol
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![]() prncslis 04.01.08 8:26 am |
I agree with Maloso, just be yourself
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![]() mrfixit 04.01.08 8:09 am |
fidel wants more videos
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![]() maloso 04.01.08 5:20 am |
HEY ROSIE U DONT HAVE TO SHOW OR GIVE NETHING QT...WE JUST STUPID U KNOW...ITS IN DA MEN'S NATURAL STATE OF MIND...WE JUST JERKS AT TIMES!! JUST B URSELF...
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![]() maloso 04.01.08 5:18 am |
DAMN KE CODO...WHERE'S HE FROM AGAIN?? OH YEAH I KNOW..I JUST MEMBER..ES DE DONDE EL CUCUY DE LA MANANA...HAHAHA!
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![]() prncslis 04.01.08 4:27 am |
LMAO! I can already Imagine FIDEL walking in the door, lets say for example at Dave n busters, and him holding that 2 wheel cooler.. lol awww would look cute
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![]() rosie123 04.01.08 12:14 am |
I have a question! If some one may help me on this one! For the sexy ladies out there and the handsome men !!! How do I prove to someone who I love the most to understand that I love them!! How do I show or give it to him?
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![]() rosie123 03.31.08 11:11 pm |
Hey I'm Rosa Lynda and I'm new to this!!=) Hope everyone is having a good night! What's the point in to sticking to one topic? There is no point when we as people have a lot more to talk about then one subject that doesn't always nessicerly go towards us. So there fore we shall talk about what's on our mind and express how we feel as indivduals and nothing more. If any one has anything to say you can always write to me with a note if you agree or disagree. Either way that's your opinion and your choice to stay with it or to change it . Have a great night and a wonderful morning !!!! =)
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![]() rigo 03.31.08 9:37 pm |
tell me where and when, and I will bring that one sided cooler with wheels, no help needed.. LOL
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![]() dakon 03.31.08 6:37 pm |
why have a forum if we dont stick to it......
why have relationships if we cheat????
why say i love you if we dont mean it???
pretty much the forum topics is to get the different of opinions of others.......it gives us a chance to see thins in different light.....the we would see....or to understand others......when we would of just assumed why they did what they did
holla if ya feel me
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![]() maloso 03.31.08 3:14 pm |
ENTONCES QUE VA A PASAR MR???
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![]() prncslis 03.31.08 12:54 pm |
so has FIDEL decided on what we are going to do for our 21+ get-together?
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![]() prncslis 03.31.08 12:38 pm |
sa-na-tah- ah-na lol funny
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![]() prncslis 03.31.08 12:37 pm |
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![]() maloso 03.31.08 12:26 pm |
I LUV GABY...LOLZ
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![]() prncslis 03.31.08 11:57 am |
LOL I LOVE WALTER!!
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![]() dannyboy323 03.31.08 11:56 am |
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![]() mrfixit 03.31.08 11:28 am |
someone find a funny video or something
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![]() layla21 03.31.08 10:30 am |
wish I knew what that felt like!!! muahahahahahahahaha....j/k
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.31.08 8:50 am |
we're working lala!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() layla21 03.31.08 8:24 am |
Hi peoplezzz!!! Where's everyone at?
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![]() maloso 03.31.08 7:53 am |
OH YEAH...CUANDO?? SO KE PASA...CALABAZA?? DAMN ITS DEAD AGAIN...WHERES DA GENTE
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![]() mrfixit 03.31.08 7:30 am |
damn i leave for the weekend and a revolucion has started.
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![]() maloso 03.31.08 5:38 am |
KE ONDA ZEPONES, SALVATRUCHAS, CABRITAS Y DEMAS...YA LLEGO EL CHE...CHOOOOWWWWWWW
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![]() maloso 03.30.08 1:36 pm |
POR ARRIBA POR ATRAS POR DELANTE POR ABAJO ENCIMA DE HELICOPTERO DE TORTUGA DE MISIONERO DE 69 DAMN SON UNOS COCHINONES!!!
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![]() prncslis 03.30.08 8:06 am |
lol uyyy sii
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![]() rigo 03.29.08 9:23 pm |
y por de tras fidel, you naughty girl...
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![]() prncslis 03.29.08 9:40 am |
lol arriba el che.. hehe
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![]() maloso 03.29.08 8:32 am |
These ppl are disempowering, marginalizing, silencing, and subordinating me when it comes to makin my own decisions bout da damn pictures...lolz we need another president here!!!!
ARRIBA EL CHE..KE MUERA LA CUBA MARGINALISTA!!!
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![]() prncslis 03.29.08 7:37 am |
Jessie, what happened to your pics? ...
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![]() brigitte 03.28.08 7:03 pm |
LMAO .. cochinos..
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![]() maloso 03.28.08 6:54 pm |
AHI TE GUARDO EL AGUITA FIX-A-LOT...LOLZ
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![]() mrfixit 03.28.08 12:08 pm |
I'm out for the weekend. se lo lavan
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![]() dannyboy323 03.28.08 12:04 pm |
I got a raise at work.LOL
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![]() layla21 03.28.08 11:08 am |
why is that dannyboy?
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![]() dannyboy323 03.28.08 10:07 am |
I feel great today everyone!!! I'm all smiles and whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's.
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![]() maloso 03.28.08 9:56 am |
SUP PPL...
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![]() layla21 03.28.08 9:24 am |
ya llegeee!!! woop wooop
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![]() maloso 03.28.08 7:34 am |
SUP DRE...THIS PLACE IS DEAD DAWG
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![]() dreday54 03.28.08 7:05 am |
what it do mi gente
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![]() maloso 03.28.08 6:58 am |
HOWS MY GENTE DOING...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 2:37 pm |
jajajajaja lol@garrapata..................Whatever I'm still cuteeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! :)
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![]() luislovos1 03.27.08 2:28 pm |
Cual piojitos??? Yo creo que las dos tienen pulgas y garrapatas!!!! LOL!!!
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 2:13 pm |
SO LUCHITAS ??? LOLZ
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 2:09 pm |
:( A que noooo!!!
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 2:07 pm |
AQUI HUELE A SUSHI....CHOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 1:29 pm |
Smells like pinapple!! :)
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 12:19 pm |
PEDORRAS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:57 am |
**FART*** OOPSS SORRY!!! ADIOS
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:56 am |
colorin colorado este cuento se a acabado.. LMAO..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:56 am |
OH TRUST ME YOU HAVE PROVEN TO ME THAT THEY MAKE MIRACLES!! EWWWWWWWW....LOL....wELL SUCKAZZZ I'M OUT THIS HOE......LOL....ADIOS MY BFF!! LMFAO
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:53 am |
Ohh IM gonna throw up.. ewwwwwwwwwww.. LMAO.. i had to sacrafise those premios to wake your ass up.. LMAO..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:50 am |
"AS I GET UP FROM THE FLOOR....CABRONA THOSE ARN'T MY SOCKS THOSE ARE YOUR CHONES!! WTF...WHAT DID I EVER DOOOOOOOO TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! NO GO HOME AND TAKE THEM CACA STAINS OUT THEM HOES!!! LMAO
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:46 am |
girl at least i got up your laying down on the side walk OMG are you ok nada...pull my water bottle throw it on her face nothing,,,, slap her a few times nothing.. wake up PULGA>>>>>>>>>>>>> me sorry me sorry. i say im sorry wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let hes smeel her own socks.... woooo she is up yey!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:43 am |
"AS I GET UP WITH MY HAIR ALL JACKED UP, 2 MISSING TEETH, SHIRT ALL TORE AND A BLACK EYE" O WAITE THAT'S BRIGITTE" LMAO....GOT YA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:41 am |
ha hahah a chupitos sandals ripped LMAO... your toe is comming out of the sock... dont call him on this (mad face) stay away from this MALOSO..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:38 am |
"RUNNING AS MY CHANCLA TEAR'S AND FALL" nO ME PEGES BRIGITTE NOOOOOOOO!!! MALOSOOO HELLPPPP MEEEE!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:36 am |
ohhhhhhh NO she diiiii ennnnttttttttttt... (didnt) LOL... come back here!!!!!!!!!! dont run away first the piojos now the slap you really want me to kick you.. LMAO.. ha ha ha
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:34 am |
AS I RUN UP TO BRIGITTE "SLAP"......KEEP UP CABRONA!!
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:33 am |
LOL@MALOSO!!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:32 am |
when did you turn into a pulga? LMAO.. ha haha .. Oooouuuuu
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:32 am |
oh damn I didn't even see that big ass picture you put!!! WTF....No you didn't brigitte....Fuck I keep mispelling your name!! ELOTITA!!! oH YEAH I FORGOT THAT'S YOUR NICK NAME!
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 11:31 am |
I LUV BLOOD!!! YUMMY...GET MY RATION EVERY MONTH...NEVER FAILS..LMAO
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:30 am |
lmao@briggite I'm a pulga not a Piojo mensa!!! WTF....hahahahaha.....Yeah your to farrr!! hahaha
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:27 am |
oh man the piojos in her ehead must have sucked her bllod to much that turned her into one of them .. thn you can fly then.. LMAO
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 11:25 am |
SO U WANNA SUCK BLOOD?? LOLZZZZ...U MIGHT NEED A LARGE STRAW TO REACH ME FROM WHERE U ARE LAYLA-PULGA...LOLZ
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:23 am |
lmao...pero I don't wanna!!! I need Bloodddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Maloso come out come out where ever you are!!! hahahaha
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:22 am |
(sitting on a chair) paciencia mensa.... get closer to the window you might just fly... but OUT the window.. LMAO
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:20 am |
As I jump "yyyooooooooooooo" lmao!! and than fall and bust my ass!!
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 11:19 am |
YO QUIERO A TODAS LAS PULGAS AQUI...AVER QUIEN DICE YO YO YO YO YO?? LOLZ
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:18 am |
oh damn she upgraded....next she gonna say she went to "ask jeeves" lmfao!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:18 am |
cayate payasa its yahoo now.. LMAO..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:16 am |
lmao@da piojo and da pulga!! SHe still googling!!!! hahahaha.....
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 11:16 am |
lmao....I'll be your Cabrita!! bbbaaahhh...lmao
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 11:05 am |
el piojo y la pulga se iban a casar pero no se casaron por falta de pan.. tirolo tirlo tiroliro liro.. rila blah balh balh
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 10:56 am |
YA LLEGUE CRAZY LADIES...O SHUD I SAY CABRITAS??? LOLZ
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:55 am |
oops it was really small now its all big... LMAO Belen erase please... LMAO thanks mama...
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:54 am |
poor LayLa
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:54 am |
no mammmesss......You went to go google it!!!! Girl all you had to do was reach far up in that hair and look at it live!!! hahahahaha
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:51 am |
no mensa.. LMAO.. google it dork.. LMAO.. ha ha ha ha..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:51 am |
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! You got a picture of piojos!!! Girl Slap yo Self!!!!! LMFAO!! WTF
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:49 am |
ewwww YACKAAAAAAAAA Freeze.. LMAO.. those things are ugly i was lookign at a picture of piojos they are ugly...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:48 am |
Lmao.....Just spray some aquanet and freez them bitches than comb it and they'll fly right off!! hahahahaahahaha....That's what you get!!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:46 am |
what have you done!?!?!??! thats it i cant take this anymore my head itches AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!pass me the scissors and th razor to chutto chop LayLa's hair..... and then pass me the kill them lies chemical for my hair ohhh no wait wait... pass the RAID... LMAO
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:42 am |
As I run up to Bridgitte and rub my hair against her's!!! Muahahahahahaha!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 10:22 am |
ha hahaha piojosa and blistery.... lol.. que mas que mas...dr scholls to the rescue and i dont kow what it is for the piojos.... "kill them lies"...ohh no
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:21 am |
yeah but that's what you call when you want someone to play with your hair so you can fall asleep!! get it right!!! "high fivee" SCORRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.27.08 10:20 am |
Mari, asme piojitos... asme piojitos..... ummmm.hhhhmmmmmm whose that? LALA!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 10:10 am |
:-o I know she didn't!!! Last place I slept besides my house was yours....so that should tell you something!!! hahahahah dork!!! So Belen said que ya era dia que te peinaras!!!
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.27.08 10:08 am |
ummmm..... NO!!!!!!!!
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![]() belen 03.27.08 10:06 am |
I heard everyone that lives in TX has piojos LOL
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.27.08 10:04 am |
Lala has piojos!!!...lol...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:55 am |
Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa briggitte said I have blister's!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dille que no es verdad!!! I got pretty feet!!! jeje
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:42 am |
you did but you got a bunch of blisters that you went back to the sandals... LOL..
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:36 am |
As I look down.....Oh damn your right fawkerrr!!! shit I thought I had upgraded to nike's!!!
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:29 am |
chupitos has sandals foo with socks all torn .... ha ha ha ha
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:26 am |
lmao!!! yeah she does have the high top chucks....lmao....la chipitos has da nike ones!!! lmao...omg "in my chavo del ocho voice "no contaban con mi astucia"
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:23 am |
ohhhh you bring em i bring the india maria black high top chucks... no its the Nike ones huh the ones that are circly on the front i dont know... im confuse now....
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:21 am |
Lmao!! Yeah there saying "damn so that's how it happends...I just thought there was something wrong with me" lmao......Calm down killa i'm a bust out with my dickies and black lip liner!!! lmao
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:19 am |
LMAO... ohhh man let me bring my aquanet hairspray to make my hair all puuuffffyyy... they are bored they are just reading my inteligence of the corn thats all.. takign notes... LOL...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:17 am |
I know I thought of that once I wrote it!!! hahahahaha....U crazzy....and apparently we da only bored ones at work cause it's just you and me!!! hahahahaha.....Vato's loco's foreverrr eh!!! LMFAO
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:16 am |
you're suppose to say "grass hoppa"... lol
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:15 am |
"I've tought you well liddo one" hahahahahahahhahaha
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:13 am |
LMAO ha hahahaha.. im rollign i wish i could roll... LOL.. but ppl are looking at me like im a freak or soemthing.. ha ha ha ha ha...... you have taught me well Ol wise one.. LMAO
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:11 am |
OKAY OKAY I'LL KEEP IT ON THE DL.......YOUR NEW NAME IS ELOTITA.....LMAO!! yOUr MY NEW BEST FRIEND CAUSE YOU TOUGHT ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT CORN!! HAHAHAHA :)
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:09 am |
******ATTENTION ATTENTION**** CINDERELLA HAS JUST BEEN FIRED FROM DISNEY WORLD...APPARENTLY SHE SAT ON PINOCHIOS FACE AND SAID "LIE BITCH LIEEEEEEEEEE""" .
LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....ROFL |
![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:08 am |
shhhh its our secret yes very experienced.. LMAO... i like corn on the cob on anything except on the toilet... thats just woooooooooooooooooooooo...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 9:05 am |
lmao...dayumm you got all this corn experience down dont ya!!! hahaha!! I might just do that!! lmao!! I'm like cracking up right now!! hahahaha
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 9:00 am |
LOL.. just watch keep your eyes open .. LOL.. and it doesnt com out till like a month or wekes after eating it its like gettign together inside of you waiting to come out as a WHOLE...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 8:58 am |
Damn briggit I will never see corn da same!!!! LMAO!!! That's hilarious
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 8:38 am |
lmao!! ME and a coworker thought of all those situations of when you have to shit!!! I had never laughed sooo hard in my life till we made that!!! lmao!!!
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![]() belen 03.27.08 8:33 am |
Damm Maria, se peino in her new picture , no wonder why I was not able to recognize her
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:33 am |
haha hahah about the corn.. that has happend well ok so i was tlaking this over with a friend how we chew and chew corn and digest it but when it comes out it come WHOLE not chewed up or anything
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:32 am |
ha hahah awater splashed.. too funny
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 8:30 am |
I LUV THIS PART...CUZ I KNOW IM DOIN A GOOD JOB GETTIN IT OUT..LOLZ--->6. YOUR EYES WATERED?.
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 8:30 am |
LMFAO!! OKAY PEOPLE YOU KNOW SOMETIMES YOU WOULD
> LIKE TO KNOW IF OTHER PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE SAME
> SHIT YOU GO THROUGH!! .
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD THAT............. 1. YOU CRAMP SO BAD YOU BEND OVER?. 2. YOU SQUEEZED YOUR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER?. 3. YOU STARTED PRARIE-DOGGING....LOL?. 4. YOU STAINED YOUR UNDERWEAR?. 5. YOU PANIC AND STARTED SWEATING?. 6. YOUR EYES WATERED?. 7. YOU GRASPED ANYTHING IN SITE CAUSE THE PAIN WAS TO MUCH TO BARE?. 8. YOU THOUGHT IF THAT WAS ANYWHERE CLOSE TO HAVING A BABY YOU'D DIE IF YOU DID?. 9. YOUR BUTT GOT SORE?. 10. YOU DROPED IT SO FAST THAT THE TOILET WATER SPLASHED ON YOUR ASS? LOL. 11. YOU RAN BOWLEGGED TO DA RESTROOM?. 12. YOU STARTED BLAMING EVERYTHING YOU ATE THAT DAY?. 13. YOU SAT AN EXTRA 10 MINUTES AFTER FINISHED ON THE TOILET TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER?. 14. YOU WALKED OUT DA RESTROOM AND RAN BACK IN 2 MINUTES LATER AND ASKED YOURSELF "WHY ME? LOL. 15. YOU HAD NO TOILET PAPER AND WALKED YOUR DIRTY ASS TO DA OTHER RESTROOM?. 16. YOU RAN TO DA RESTROOM JUST TO DISCOVER YOU HAD TO FART?. 17. YOU CLOGGED UP THE TOILET? AND THEN SAID...DAMN NO CHINESE FOOD FOR AWHILE?. 18. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BARF AT THE SAME TIME?. 19. YOU WALKED IN THE RESTROOM EVEN THOUGH SOMEONE WAS IN THE SHOWER AND SAID SORRY MAN I GOTTA SHIT!!. 20. YOU THOUGHT YOUR BUTT WHOLE WAS NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME AGAIN?. 21. YOU SAW DA SIZE AND WAS IN AMAZE, SO YOU CALLED YOUR FRIENDS TO COME LOOK?. 22. STARTED PRYING FOR THE PAIN TO GO AWAY?. AND THE BEST FOR LAST. 23.... HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO SHIT SO BAD YOU LOOKED AT YOUR SHIT AND SAID "HOLD UP I DIDN'T EAT CORN TODAY" LMFAO!! JAJAJAJA. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU SEE WHAT BORDEM DOES TO YOU!!! LMAO!!. LOVE LALA :) |
![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 8:29 am |
The Complete Guide to pooing at work Author unknown.......
HOW TO POO AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in
our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we
try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those
who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump
at work.
CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in
your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came
from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been
expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for
other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop
in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.
If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen.
If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not
hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved.
Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is
usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do
not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare
everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This
reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This
can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk
up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in
and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not
exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an
Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine
under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The
Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.
THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off
without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out
Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect
visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will
reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force
the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that
can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall
until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye
contact.
CAMO-COUGH
A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are
in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential
Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are
occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If
you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in
peace.
WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is
also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a
diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELETTE
A case of diarrhoea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet
water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an
Astaire.
LOOK OUT BELOW:
This is performed by unrolling a few feet of toilet paper and letting
it fall into the toilet before a poo begins. The happy result is you can
safely deal with WATERMELONS and most HAVANA OMELETTES without the annoying
side effect of loud noise and the all-too shocking splash of cold toilet
water back on your butt. This will need to be repeated several times, if
necessary, so it should always be combined with the COURTESY FLUSH.
UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended
lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted
makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait
to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other
bathroom attendees. Most Uncle Teds are encountered in the last minutes of
lunchtime and during morning and afternoon break times. Try to avoid these.
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 8:29 am |
i got some toilet humor for you kids
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 8:27 am |
SO NOW IS MASA-TIME..??
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:27 am |
lol.. Im waiting...
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 8:25 am |
I got something on shitting!!! hahaha .
hold up let me find it! |
![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:10 am |
no pic who is that... LOL.. hey bubbles what do you hav to share w/ us about farts?.. LMAO
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![]() bubblistic 03.27.08 8:07 am |
HEY DORKS
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:06 am |
what do you know? tu no sabes nada wait what? LMAO
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 8:05 am |
UY SI CONTARA TODO LO QUE SE...LOLZ
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 8:02 am |
what did you say About me sucka?.... LMAO.. brake yourself Jesse whats the pedo aqui?.. ha haha
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 8:00 am |
NO MY CUZIN LETS ME SAY WHATEVER I WANT OF HER...RITE DIVITA...LOLZ JAS KIDDIN QT...SO WASUP W/LOS PEDOS.?? NO I MEAN THERES PPL WHO CANT JUST CONTROL THEIR MUSCLES DOWN THERE NEMORE...
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 7:58 am |
i would and have said something almost like that before, i got called a cochino when they were the ones that laid it
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:56 am |
THAT U WUD OR U WUDNT
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 7:55 am |
the way he can tell what you just ate, that some shit i would say
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 7:53 am |
LMAO cayate whats groos? what amuses you? cayate jesse leave the banana alone it gave me stomach ache after.. LOL
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:52 am |
OH NO?? I BET U DID AFTER EATIN THAT FROZEN BANANA IN DISNEYLAND...LOLZ...THEY MAKE U DO IT QUICK.!!!
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 7:52 am |
thats gross, yet it amuses me
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 7:50 am |
no tampoco but i dont fart.. LMAO.. ha ha haha ni yo me la crei OMG LMAO..
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:48 am |
SHUT UP DIVA...HEY CUZIN I DIDNT KNOW LOS PEDOS OLIAN RICO...HAHAHA...I MEAN THEY ALL STINK QT...DAMNNN...BUT I CAN TELL WHEN SUM1 EATS CHINESE, OR PASTA, OR EVEN JUST A SALAD...;D
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 7:46 am |
HA HA HA HAHA... LMAO el de la gorrita cual he wasnt wearing dodgers menso... ohhh the other one was... ese no era mio .. anyways man i member i was at my aunt's house and she has liek 6 chihuahuas ugly little crack heads ... and i was laying on the sofa and they all got on top of me cause i was in their spot or soemthign like that damn i think they all decided to lay a few out at the same time it smelled horrible i didnt know their farts would be that smelly.. el caso es que they got me out of their spot.. jerks...
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:45 am |
DAMN SEEMS U GIVE IT A PROPER NAME...I JUST CALL IT A PEDO...HAHAH
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 7:42 am |
yup thats crop dusting ...
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:42 am |
NAH MIJA I WOULDA DONE IT THE FIRST TIME AT THE BEACH QUE NO?? PERO THAT WAS THAT VATO W/U...EL DE LA GORRITA DE LOS DODGERS...HAHAHA
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 7:41 am |
is that what i smelled th other time when we all went to the club? ewwww Jesse thats nasty menso and it was packed too... ha ha ha
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:39 am |
I DO THAT TOO WHEN I DONT LIKE PPL AROUND ME...SO HEY IF I EVER GET TO MEET ONE OF U PPL IN HERE N U SENSE A SMELL OF ROTTEN MENUDO OR POZOLE 'ROUND U...THEN ITS ME THAT DIDNT LIKE UR $$@ !!
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 7:37 am |
I got crop dusted a few weeks back at saddle ranch. So i returned the favor . HA!
Definition of Crop dusted:: When someone lays a hot stinky pedo in a big crowd at it spreads as they walk around
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![]() rigo 03.27.08 7:32 am |
when I go to the book store and people are crowding MYSPACE [lol] I release one or 5.....
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![]() brigitte 03.27.08 7:22 am |
oh man i memebr i was at Albertson's on the side of the chinitos riquios and all yeah this man steps in front of me and just farts i guess he missed the part that i was behind him and it sounded like a premio did come out well aside that he gave me my smell gift for the day... not nice but its the law of life.. LMAO
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 7:08 am |
NAH BETTER YET IS :: HAVE U EVER FARTED IN PUBLIC :: HAHAHA...Y DID IT COME W/PREMIO...LOLZ
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 6:26 am |
Hey da next topic should be of the funniest video you have seen and post it up!!!
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![]() layla21 03.27.08 6:20 am |
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![]() mrfixit 03.27.08 6:06 am |
ok, now thats an answer i can agree with. I'll give it a shot
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![]() maloso 03.27.08 5:01 am |
SO WE NEED A NEW TOPIC...WASUP EVERY1
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 4:14 pm |
I am always large, Right Maria.... LOL
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 3:02 pm |
:-0 lol.........U see and people said that this site didn't have any creativity!!! @#$##$Y&$%^##%@%@^#%@#% right back at ya babe!!! hahahaha
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 2:59 pm |
!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# LAS MIAS SON PURAS GROSERIAS...NO STARZ...HAHAHA
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 2:35 pm |
************************************************************************** Look Stars!!! Now That's creativity on this site!!! jajaja! Awesome huh!
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 2:16 pm |
WHY THERES ALWAYS A SMART-@$$ TRYING TO EXPRESS THEIR CREATIVITY EVERYWHERE...HAHAHA...SO WE'RE ALL GROWN-UPS...CHALEZ YA ME SIENTO GRANDE!!!LOLZ
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 1:41 pm |
No codes, we want to keep it on a basic level.... we have other sites where you can express your creativity..... this one, I like best because we can be a bit more grown up...... AGREE OR DISAGREE?
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![]() mrfixit 03.26.08 12:12 pm |
I'm sure "HE" is. whoever that is, I'm sure he'll drop in any give me a few pointers
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 12:09 pm |
oh he's creative alright...hahahah... come on rigo, show him your creativeness....
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![]() mrfixit 03.26.08 12:04 pm |
so i guess no one can be creative here. got it
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 12:03 pm |
NO.... THIS ISN'T MYSPACE...HAHHAHA
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![]() mrfixit 03.26.08 12:01 pm |
we cant use html on our pages can we?
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 12:00 pm |
salio con premio....hahahahahha
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 11:51 am |
Mari da last time you laughed till you couldn't breif, Se te salio uno!!! So take that out!!! LMAO
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 11:36 am |
ALWAYS... LIVE TO THE FULLEST, LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY, AND LAUGH TILL I CANT BREATH NO MORE
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 11:23 am |
LOL, more than you know.
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 11:22 am |
awww we were his cabritas =(
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 10:48 am |
live life and love those around you.......
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 10:44 am |
OMG..... RIGO YOUR GONNA MAKE ME CRY..... GOSH I MISS HIM....
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 10:41 am |
LOL, like the homie O2P[rip] would say, CALMATE CABRITA!
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![]() belen 03.26.08 10:40 am |
Your Stimulation, My Stimulation does not matter its all about Uncle Sam Stimulation not even Rigo's
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 10:33 am |
what about MY STIMULATION? ALWAYS ABOUT YOU RIGO.....HUH?
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 10:32 am |
yeah Maria Get me my ECONOMIC STIMULATION CHECK.... So I can get some physical stimulation! LOL
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![]() belen 03.26.08 10:30 am |
Well, since Maria is going to get me like 10k back in my return I dont see why I would not be able to party
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 10:25 am |
yeah you partied at the RIGO DOME!
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 9:56 am |
we dont need good luck.... we need "BIG JIM"
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 9:43 am |
Oh damn!! I think I'll just Stay in Houston!!! lmao!!! Good LUCK!!
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 9:25 am |
me and belen had our own lil party...lol...
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 9:25 am |
6 for dicks.... 4's for whores....hahahahhaha
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 9:25 am |
THATS WHERE I TOOK THEM, LOL!
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 9:22 am |
lmao!! Yeah I bet she didn't!!! She has those blonde moments!! hahahaha.... I'll take you to Dicks!!! hahahahahaha or labairs!!!
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 9:14 am |
lol... oh yea i forgot about that one...lol.... Belen... I'll take you back to the hotel room....wink wink
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![]() belen 03.26.08 9:12 am |
layla21, as long as you take me to Dallas University, its all good Maria didnt even know Dallas had a University
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 9:06 am |
IM V I P..... MY SHIT NEVER GETS ERASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 9:04 am |
lmao!!! Mala YOOOOOOOOOOOO????????????? HEy and stop getting off topic, our messages might get erased!!! Ay MARIA Que Punteria!!! LMAO
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:57 am |
YOUR SO MEAN... PLUS... THAT WASN'T MY DOG.... THEY DUMPED IT OUT THERE... AND SINCE I HAVE A HEART UNLIKE SOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE PEOPLE.... HE STAYED...LOL..
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 8:45 am |
mugre perro jediondo, rabioso, y lleno de pulgas!!!! But hey everyone got there different taste!! QUe NO??? :) ROFL
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:42 am |
leave smalls alone.... he's a wonderful dog.....
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 8:38 am |
lmao!!! Next time rigo and belen go I'll give them a tour of your rancho, with donkey's, chicken's, swan's, horse's, and that 3 legged, one eyed creature ya'll call a DOG!!!! LMFAO
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:36 am |
shut up.... i swear the cow ran out in front of me....lol... i didn't mean to hit it....lol...
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 8:32 am |
lmao!!! Maria should take ya'll cow tippin, and to gather the cattle before the sun sets, that will be an expirience!! ROFL!!!
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:29 am |
DANCING...HAHHAHAHA.... HOW BOUT YOU HAVING TO DANCE AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR AS APOSED TO JUST STAYING IN ONE SPOT...HAHAHAH
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:27 am |
LOL..... NO RIGO WHATS FUNNY IS THAT YOUR TOUR GUIDE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE GRASS KNOLL WAS....HAHHAHAHAHHAH
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 8:26 am |
The best part of texas was, ANICETO MOLINA ON STAGE. lol
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![]() belen 03.26.08 8:23 am |
I just cant wait to go back to TX, I love the drinks can't get over $7.00 for 4 Margaritas I LOVE TEXAS!
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 8:23 am |
OUR PICTURE: what funny about that picture.... When we were at the club, Black people where on the sidelines watching me dance!!!!! I GOT LOW, huh Maria? jejejejej
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:21 am |
WELL THAT'S A PARTY AINT IT...HEHEHEHEH
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 8:19 am |
THATS what you said last time and it was just us in the hotel room! LOL
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:19 am |
JAJAJJA... LIZ... MINE AND RIGOS PICTURE IS BETTER.... JAJAJJAJAJAJA J/P....
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.26.08 8:18 am |
OK, FIRST YOU BITCH CAUSE WE GET OFF TOPIC... NOW YOUR JOINING IN.... YOU AND BELEN COME JOIN ME HERE IN TEXAS AND WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN PARTY...HEHEHEHEHE
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 8:08 am |
COOL ILL SEE WASUP...CUZ HALF OF THE PPL I KNOW HERE HAVE LEFT ALREADY!! N I DONT MEAN THE STATES...HAHAHA
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 8:06 am |
ok jessie you know more people than me on here so aver quien va a ir.. ill talk to my friends who r members on here and aver how many will go.. and mi ya me voy.. bye peeps..
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 8:04 am |
tell me when, where and how many are coming.... I will buy drinks for ALL OUR MEMBERS.
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 8:03 am |
lol strip poker.. means i gotta take a lot of clothes on then..
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 8:03 am |
Bro, I dont want to see any dudes naked and drunk......
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 8:01 am |
ORALE PRIVATE-SPOT...HEHEHE...PILLOW FIGHTS..STRIP POKER...I LIKE THAT...;D
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 8:00 am |
fiiiiineee you plan it then
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 7:57 am |
I SAID, lol.... I WOULD BRING THE dRINKS.... means a private hangout.....
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 7:57 am |
THE FOX SPORTS BAR IN DA SPECTRUM..IRVINE
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 7:56 am |
well the plans are to hang out either at a nice hotel room or maybe hit up a sports bar, nationals bar, dave & busters, or the one jesse said but i forgot the name lol.
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 7:52 am |
I am down to buy drinks.... but someone else has to provide the spot.....
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 7:33 am |
YEAH WELL I MADE IT JUST FOR THOSE KINDA UNWANTED EMAIL...LMFAO...BUT STILL RIGO'S GETTIN HIS MONEY!!!
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 7:31 am |
lol u use your homies email.. and i use Rigos email lmao!!
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 7:24 am |
THATS WHY I USE MY HOMIES TO DO IT WHEN I NEED TO LEAVE ONE...OR INSTEAD ILL HAVE THOUSANDS OF THEM...SO WASUP RIGO...ULL BUY DA DRINKS N BOTTLES O TE RAJAS!!!
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 6:58 am |
lol @ the emails thing. i know rigo!!!!!!!!! on my spam folder i have over 9000 spam emails already..
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![]() layla21 03.26.08 6:56 am |
Lmao!! ROFL!!!
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![]() rigo 03.26.08 6:20 am |
LOL... how about WE PARTY AT SOMEONES HOUSE and GET THE DRINKS? LOL..... My SPONSORS, I LOVE THEM!
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![]() maloso 03.26.08 5:04 am |
NAH EL RIGO NO QUIERE PAGAR...TANTO QUE LE HA DEJADO ESTE LUGAR N DA LAME EMAILS FROM HIS SPONSORS WE ALL GET EVERY F-EN DAY...LOLZ!! BUT ITS COOL...LIS MAYBE U CAN PUT SUMTN TOGETHER HEY...U ALWAYS ORGANIZING STUFF FOR UR FRIENDS QUE NO??
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![]() prncslis 03.26.08 4:03 am |
si como no..
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 8:55 pm |
how about you put the event together, and I just show up! LOL
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![]() prncslis 03.25.08 8:06 pm |
HAY COME ON.. OK NOT AN EVENT.. BUT ORGANIZE A GET TOGETHER.MAYBE AT SADDLE RANCH OR SOMETHING.. OR DAVE N BUSTERS,, . I WANNA MEET SOME PEOPLE FROM HERE.. OOPPPS SORRY I GOT OFF TOPIC! LOL
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 7:28 pm |
LOL,... never that....
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![]() prncslis 03.25.08 6:27 pm |
21+ first yr anniversary at rumba room.. i was wasted. !! lol.. yeah rigo u should set up another event
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![]() maloso 03.25.08 6:11 pm |
WELL ITS TIME U HOST ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN QUE NO?? EL CHISTE ES ECHAR DESMOTHER...AT A CLUB OR WHEREVER...AS LONG AS U PAY...LOLZ
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 5:40 pm |
LOL, there was this one time when I did invite everyone.... LOL.... but that was back in the day! LOL
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![]() gallofeo 03.25.08 4:37 pm |
most the time people stick to the topic, but one lil thing they say triggers a new topic
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![]() maloso 03.25.08 4:35 pm |
ORA PUES SO NO HELLOS, GOODBYES, GOOD MORNINGS...CHALES...ORA PUES...SO WASUP MY SEXY FREAKOS>>> WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER GET DRUNK N GET FRIENDLY W/EACH OTHER...HAHAHA HACER CAMBALACHE DE VIEJAS TAMBIEN...KE RIGO INVITE TODO...ILL GET THE CHIPS...LOLZ
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 3:46 pm |
thats why we have ANYTHING GOES FRIDAY!
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![]() prncslis 03.25.08 3:35 pm |
no dont delete em' !! i have a lot of "brought ins" lol non of em log in tho.. I even brought Rigo to this site hehe.. but yeah is better staying on topic but is cool que de ves en cuando tengamos a lil fun
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![]() luislovos1 03.25.08 2:06 pm |
No mujer!!! Like who are the real active members here.... delete those members that haven't been here for a long time and we will see how many we really are!!
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![]() brigitte 03.25.08 1:59 pm |
luisito its called members online... LOL.. the link that tells you who is on.. LOL.. im not makign fun of you.. lol.. me still love you long time.. LMAO
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![]() luislovos1 03.25.08 1:50 pm |
Rigo I have a suggestion:
Ok it says there are 8,860 members here, but can u delete all the files that have not been here in months or years!! Then we will know exactly how many people really are here!!
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![]() brigitte 03.25.08 1:30 pm |
i meant purpose disregard my miss spelled wording..
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![]() brigitte 03.25.08 1:28 pm |
the purpost of a new topic is to start a conversation gettign to knoe the other persons point of view.. being open to new ideas.. and to keep the forum pg short and ppl will be able to read the forum without taking so long to load... orrrrrr no im jk... he hehe ... ppl go out of topic its all good.. why not... he hehe
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 1:16 pm |
I think we just need to stick the topic.... and all will be good... no need to say hello, [send them a note for that....]..... no need to say good buy[send them a note for that].......
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![]() maloso 03.25.08 1:00 pm |
SO ENTONCES COMO VA A QUEDAR ESTO??
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![]() xxheyxitsxmexx 03.25.08 12:34 pm |
COME ON RIGO... EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S NO FUN TO FOLLOW THE RULES.....
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![]() rigo 03.25.08 12:04 pm |
So I delete all the stuff thats not on topic, and then it get funny because what I am deleting is complaints on what I am deleting..... How dumb can someone be if they dont get that what I am doing is trying to keep the Forum on topic, LOL....
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![]() dannyboy323 03.25.08 12:04 pm |
Let's be honest here.....everyone just got bored of it.I'm sure if everyone makes the effort to start coming in more often....everyone else will see that it's crowded and then everyone else will start coming in,sort of like a party,If it's not cracking,the ladies won't cum in.I mean come in!!!
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![]() luislovos1 03.25.08 11:58 am |
Well it makes it more interesting after the same usual people comment on it since everyone here are mostly ghost who don't appear on the forum! Its just the same people here always trying to make this forum a little better but now a day we get people who get butt hurt for some little comments.
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![]() maloso 03.25.08 11:42 am |
WELL HONESTLY THATS WHEN U HAVE TO COME IN N MAKE IT INTERESTING..MAYBE LOG IN N GIVE UR OWN IDEAS..SO THAT EVERYONE KEEPS MAKIN IT RUNNING..JUST LIKE UGUYS DID IT B4
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